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Goop gift guide 202212/12/2023 ![]() ![]() Why sit by the fireplace roasting marshmallows when you can literally roast them outside of your home once it burst into flames due to malfunctioning? There’s also a NSFW guide for lovers, which features aphrodisiac uni ($120) and a Roy Lichtenstein nude ($99,950) in addition to the usual lingerie, vibrators and vagina candles ($75).Īh, those damn coochie candles have made their rounds once again. Gwyneth Paltrow has once again revealed her present picks for the holiday season via Goop’s 2022 holiday gift guide - and from a $28,500 Kiki de Montparnasse sex chair (sorry, “boudoir chaise”) to a $420 Gucci pouch for your pup’s poop bags, there’s truly something for everyone on your list. However, Page Six reports if you’re interested in her brand of bankruptcy, head on over to Goop’s guide, where you can purchase that sex chair and overpriced animal dung to counter the bullshit she’s spewing this festive holiday season. ![]() And we already know she’s prone to ruining pockets with her line of ridiculously overpriced items on her GOOP website, but maybe if she used some of that money to pay her workers, people wouldn’t recognize her as the modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge. The season of giving and not receiving must mean something different at Gwyenth’s house because she wants everyone to go into 2023 with debt and tears. And once you take a look at her list of suggested holiday items, you’ll wonder why Santa didn’t shove the gift of common sense into her stocking last year. But in her mind, inflation is just a four-letter word created to keep the unfortunate exempt from the luxury she’s accustomed to. Instant pain and cringe! Now, most people outside of Gwyneth’s tax bracket will be receiving well wishes and Dollar Tree greeting cards. But if you’re into masochism, save yourself the $28k and just read any article on Goop. And since this is Goopy Paltrow we’re talking about, it’s, of course, filled with ridiculous shit, like a BDSM chair that costs as much as a Toyota Prius. Now that Mariah Carey has given us all the thumbs up to start our Christmas shopping, Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop have burped up their gift list. ![]()
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